Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
[I'm] almost positive there is no God.
I like to think of myself as 'hot-larious' I'm cute, but I'm totally approachable.
Letting your freak flag fly is something, no matter who you are, that takes great bravery, straight up.
I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.
The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.