I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself.

Scientology is weird because it's new.

It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like your dress," and they'll go "(bleep) you!" Or I say something serious and they go, "Oh, yeah, ha-ha." They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.

I just think of myself as a comedian, really.

The sun shines directly on this great country, and it can be harvested, it's not owned by anybody. It's something the Jews and the Palestinians share and could work together to make the whole world a better place, not just this Middle East stuff, but the whole world.

My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, "She's married to so and so!"