I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself.

Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a dream, too.

I can only speak from my own experience, and I would say that the depression I experienced feels like a chemical change. When it came over me, when it comes over me, it feels like it's coming over me like a flu.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

I happen to think that there are already tons of perfectly good babies out there already born.

I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite of what I think and the lines get blurred, but I can only hope that some kind of absolute power transcends.

The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager.