When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.

I'm doing stuff on Kaballah and Scientology and a little bit more racial stuff, for good measure.

I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world.

Comedy can't live within my second-guesses, so I started doing new material. Sometimes I bombed. But you have to be willing to if you want to move forward and stay vital. It's like people who take pride in not having a computer. I'm all, "Great, don't learn new things! Your brain is full!"

I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.

You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to.

I love going to weddings. And I love it when my friends get married. I'm not against marriage but it's just not for me. I'm a vegetarian, but I don't have a problem if you want a hamburger.