When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.

You can be Hitler and go to confession and say forgive me, Father, I killed six million Jews, and the priest would just be like no problem. Say 10 Heil Marys. And Hitler goes to heaven.

My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, "She's married to so and so!"

Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it.

The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager.

I'm doing stuff on Kaballah and Scientology and a little bit more racial stuff, for good measure.

Scientology is weird because it's new.