But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to.

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.

The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.

If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody with AIDS to the moon.

My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, "She's married to so and so!"