The truth is, I've denied it for years, but I love deconstructing comedy.

If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.

In the big picture, life has a gap in it. It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it.

I can only speak from my own experience, and I would say that the depression I experienced feels like a chemical change. When it came over me, when it comes over me, it feels like it's coming over me like a flu.

I don't really like saying "the gays"... I'm not sure why. I suppose I say "the Jews." but I don't say "the blacks." I guess because I'm a Jew for all intents and purposes and to group people together of which I am not one in such a casual way feels disrespectful.

I do love the idea of ritual.

Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.