Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.

This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.

In the big picture, life has a gap in it. It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it.

I remember the horror story that I told myself over and over again. I'm totally alone in my body. I'm totally alone in my head and nobody will ever see through my eyes. I'm just completely alone.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.

Comics who grew up surviving their childhood by being able to be the first one to make the joke about their weight or their hairy arms - like me - whatever they're insecure about, whatever they're apologizing for, that becomes their strength.