I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.

I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.

The sun shines directly on this great country, and it can be harvested, it's not owned by anybody. It's something the Jews and the Palestinians share and could work together to make the whole world a better place, not just this Middle East stuff, but the whole world.

People say, like, "I love when you smile because part of your mouth goes up," then I never organically smile again.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.