I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.

I can't cater to everyone's needs and what they're going to be offended by; that's one freedom I have.

I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.

Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

One of the greatest things my therapist said to me ... and it really blew my mind in the greatest way, he just said, "Look in the mirror less."

I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.