I don't need a lot of space.

I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

Dear America, when you tell gay Americans that they can't serve their country openly or marry the person that they love, you're telling that to kids too. So don't be f**king shocked and wonder where all these bullies are coming from that are torturing young kids and driving them to kill themselves because they're different; they learned it from watching you.

One of the greatest things my therapist said to me ... and it really blew my mind in the greatest way, he just said, "Look in the mirror less."

I can see myself adopting. I'm not in a rush to do it. I'm 39, I know, but I do love kids, and I'm very good - I've got a lot of really good moves.

My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, "She's married to so and so!"