I'm all sentimental. I've probably been ruined by romantic movies, but I really do believe in love. I've experienced it, I've had it, so I know it's real.

You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.

I like to think of myself as 'hot-larious' I'm cute, but I'm totally approachable.

Also, I learned whether you are gay, bisexual, it doesn't matter, you know... because, at the end of the day, they're both gross. But mostly, I learned that elderly black women are wise beyond their years... but younger black women are prostitutes.

Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it.

I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically.

I became known for surprising audiences. Except now, if I surprise them every time, they expect that.