I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus.

People say, like, "I love when you smile because part of your mouth goes up," then I never organically smile again.

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.

I'm so much more famous than I am financially successful. I mean, I live in a three-room apartment. I mostly make free videos on my couch. But I am fine.

People who follow their religion to the letter of the law are just silly. I mean, I want to tell Hasidic Jews I promise you, God will not mind if you wear a nice cotton blend in the summer.

You want the actors to disappear into roles and stay under the radar, and that gets harder when someone is known for their actual personality, or who they seem to be.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.