I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.
You have to take the chance to bomb and disappoint audiences.
The sun shines directly on this great country, and it can be harvested, it's not owned by anybody. It's something the Jews and the Palestinians share and could work together to make the whole world a better place, not just this Middle East stuff, but the whole world.
Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good.