I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.

I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.

I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.

I had a lot of depression as a kid.

Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.

Comedy is about talking about my own experience, and I'm a woman, and that's my experience, and just because it isn't yours doesn't invalidate it.

The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.