I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.

The sun shines directly on this great country, and it can be harvested, it's not owned by anybody. It's something the Jews and the Palestinians share and could work together to make the whole world a better place, not just this Middle East stuff, but the whole world.

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.

Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me.

I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.

When you’re a bed wetter there’s only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately they’re hard to come by.