I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it; I'm very Jewish.
If you decide to do comedy that involves risk, risk means risk, and you can't complain of flesh wounds if you sit down at the table to play.
Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself.
When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.
Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.