I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.
All comics want to be musicians. There's a part of me that wants to be a serious musician. I love songs about heartache and heartbreak.
I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.
We deserve quality lives with equality.
I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.