Also, I learned whether you are gay, bisexual, it doesn't matter, you know... because, at the end of the day, they're both gross. But mostly, I learned that elderly black women are wise beyond their years... but younger black women are prostitutes.
Sarah SilvermanI dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.
Sarah SilvermanPeople say, like, "I love when you smile because part of your mouth goes up," then I never organically smile again.
Sarah SilvermanI mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
Sarah Silverman