I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.

I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot.

I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.

I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus.

Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.