I've always kept my overhead low so I could do whatever I want. I think of myself as lazy with spurts of getting a lot done. I find myself rooting against things sometimes because I get excited at the thought of a clean slate.

I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read Twitter mentions. I have an amazing solution - don't read Twitter mentions.

I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world.

If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot.

People say, like, "I love when you smile because part of your mouth goes up," then I never organically smile again.

The sun shines directly on this great country, and it can be harvested, it's not owned by anybody. It's something the Jews and the Palestinians share and could work together to make the whole world a better place, not just this Middle East stuff, but the whole world.