We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.
Sarah SilvermanI don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.
Sarah SilvermanJesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
Sarah SilvermanI know how to write. So I am not totally at the mercy of filmmakers, but it's not a bad point.
Sarah SilvermanDon't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'
Sarah Silverman