I've always kept my overhead low so I could do whatever I want. I think of myself as lazy with spurts of getting a lot done. I find myself rooting against things sometimes because I get excited at the thought of a clean slate.

Comedy is about talking about my own experience, and I'm a woman, and that's my experience, and just because it isn't yours doesn't invalidate it.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

Sometimes I am screwing around, and sometimes I get way too serious, but I am a pretty sincere person.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

Dear America, when you tell gay Americans that they can't serve their country openly or marry the person that they love, you're telling that to kids too. So don't be f**king shocked and wonder where all these bullies are coming from that are torturing young kids and driving them to kill themselves because they're different; they learned it from watching you.

People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at the time.