Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.

Dinosaur: I plan to use punctuated equilibrium to turn this zit into a third eye. Catbert: That's not a natural advantage. You'd better stay away from the fitter dinosaurs.

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.

Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.