Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

I can't memorize names and shake hands at the same time.

I would sometimes sit in a crowded restaurant, and say, 'You know, I'm the only person in this restaurant who can't draw.'

One of the reasons why you like to do your own drawings is, your style changes over time. And there's something about that that keeps it fresh to the viewer.

We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.

As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.