Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays.

The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility.

Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.

The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want.

If I had to pick one quality that best predicts success (other than wanting to be successful) it would be the willingness to risk embarrassment.

Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.