Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be that stabbin Dilbert guy.

The marketing department uses many advanced techniques to match products and buyers in a way that mximizes profits. For example, they give away keychains.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Beware of those who try to sell you simple answers to complex questions.

The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility.

Priority-wise, it simply makes sense to take care of yourself before you start searching for a higher meaning. You aren't much good to anyone else if you're unhealthy, a financial burden, or an emotional basket case. Fix yourself before you turn outward. It's best for everyone.