Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing.

Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

Boss: I just heard that light travels faster than sound. I'm wondering if I should shout when I speak, just so my lips appear to sync-up with my words.

In case the rest of you missed it, the inspirational speech was: 'If you work hard, you can achieve great things. And then you die'.