Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

This happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else.

When did ignorance become a point of view?

The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want.

Ratbert (as lab rat, to scientist): Doc, we have to talk. Every day you feed me over a hundred pounds of macaroni and cheese. At first I thought you were just being a good host. But lately I've been thinking it could be something far more sinister.

Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It’s called Karoshi. I don’t want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you see a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon.