The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be that stabbin Dilbert guy.

In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can't use it. The company is organized to get rid of variants.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.

Management is nature's way of removing idiots from the productive flow.

People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.