If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried.

You might think the word "homemade" is just a word we use as a marketing ploy. But what you don't realize is that the staff sleeps here at night. If your tablecloth is wrinkled, that's why.

A person with a flexible schedule and average resources will be happier than a rich person who has everything except a flexible schedule. Step one in your search for happiness is to continually work toward having control of your schedule.

I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't.

I can't memorize names and shake hands at the same time.

By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out.

When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable.