If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried.

Scientists often invent words to fill the holes in their understanding.These words are meant as conveniences until real understanding can be found. ... Words such as dimension and field and infinity ... are not descriptions of reality, yet we accept them as such because everyone is sure someone else knows what the words mean.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.

I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.

If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it.

Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.