If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried.

It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Highly intelligent and well-informed people disagree on every political issue. Therefore, intelligence and knowledge are useless for making decisions, because if any of that stuff helped, then all the smart people would have the same opinions. So use your "gut instinct" to make voting choices. That is exactly like being clueless, but with the added advantage that you'll feel as if your random vote preserved democracy.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.