I should have written that down. - Dilbert

In case the rest of you missed it, the inspirational speech was: 'If you work hard, you can achieve great things. And then you die'.

A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.

It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.