I should have written that down. - Dilbert

The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want.

I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.

The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy. - Wally's Keynote Speech

If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.

Failure is a resource that can be managed.

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime.