In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can't use it. The company is organized to get rid of variants.

The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy. - Wally's Keynote Speech

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.

If you’re going to create, create a lot. Creativity is not like playing the slot machines, where failure to win means you go home broke. With creativity, if you don’t win, you’re usually no worse off than if you hadn’t played.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.