The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy. - Wally's Keynote Speech
Scott AdamsNever base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.
Scott AdamsIf youโre going to create, create a lot. Creativity is not like playing the slot machines, where failure to win means you go home broke. With creativity, if you donโt win, youโre usually no worse off than if you hadnโt played.
Scott AdamsThere are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
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