I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society.

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons