My investments have been hurt.

We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

Home is pretty utopian.

Every credible scientist on earth says your products harm the environment. I recommend paying weasels to write articles casting doubt on the data. Then eat the wrong kind of foods and hope you die before the earth does.

I get mail; therefore I am.

My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser.