Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.

For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That's exactly like a nut except with a better attitude.

There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.

Boss: I just heard that light travels faster than sound. I'm wondering if I should shout when I speak, just so my lips appear to sync-up with my words.

Mockery is an important social tool for squelching stupidity. I’ve never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I’ve seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.