Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.

There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.

As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.

Dogbert gazing at night sky No matter how bad the day is, the stars are always there. Dilbert Actually, many of them burned out years ago, but their light is just now reaching earth. DogbertThank you for shattering my comfortable misconception. DilbertIt's the miracle of science.

When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.

Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.

I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.