Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.

Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.

Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.

Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.

I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.

If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.

Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.