As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

There's a fine line between marketing and grand theft.

Failure is a resource that can be managed.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be that stabbin Dilbert guy.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.