Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn't mean I can't be the first.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

This happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else.

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there

I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't.

Dilbert: It took weeks but I've calculated a new theory about the origin of the universe. According to my calculations it didn't start with a "Big Bang" at all-it was more of "Phhbwt" sound. You may be wondering about the practical applications of the "Little Phhbwt" theory. Dogbert: I was wondering when you'll go away.