Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
Scott AdamsThis happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else.
Scott AdamsMen live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there
Scott AdamsDilbert: It took weeks but I've calculated a new theory about the origin of the universe. According to my calculations it didn't start with a "Big Bang" at all-it was more of "Phhbwt" sound. You may be wondering about the practical applications of the "Little Phhbwt" theory. Dogbert: I was wondering when you'll go away.
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