And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

The longer you verk here, diverse it gets.

If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.

No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?