Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games.

If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.

Ratbert (as lab rat, to scientist): Doc, we have to talk. Every day you feed me over a hundred pounds of macaroni and cheese. At first I thought you were just being a good host. But lately I've been thinking it could be something far more sinister.

There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's not like I'm just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation.

Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.

When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.