Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day
And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.
I'm not happy on vacation. In those rare times when I have three hours with no work I have to do, I'm terribly uncomfortable.
The job isn't done until you've blamed someone for the parts that went wrong.