If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.

Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately.

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson.

The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy. - Wally's Keynote Speech

The only risk of failure is promotion.