If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.

The longer you verk here, diverse it gets.

When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable.

When did ignorance become a point of view?

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.

There's a fine line between participation and mockery.