Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.
It is better for your career to do nothing, than to do something and attract criticism.
You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.
I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.