Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.

We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.

E-books are impervious to analogy.

Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.