Everything you learn becomes a shortcut for understanding something else.

Failure is where success likes to hide in plain sight.

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.

I would sometimes sit in a crowded restaurant, and say, 'You know, I'm the only person in this restaurant who can't draw.'

We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.

Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo

Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.