Everything you learn becomes a shortcut for understanding something else.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

Recently I quit caffeine. My doctor seems to think that 17 Diet Cokes per day is too much. In case you ever consider getting off caffeine yourself, let me explain the process. You begin by sitting motionlessly in a desk chair. Then you just keep doing that forever because life has no meaning.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.