Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo

When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable.

I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels.

Beware the advice of successful people; they do not seek company.

The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.