I would sometimes sit in a crowded restaurant, and say, 'You know, I'm the only person in this restaurant who can't draw.'

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.

The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out.