I'm not happy on vacation. In those rare times when I have three hours with no work I have to do, I'm terribly uncomfortable.

I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.

For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

The day you realize that your efforts and rewards are not related, it really frees up your calendar.

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.