I'm not happy on vacation. In those rare times when I have three hours with no work I have to do, I'm terribly uncomfortable.

I was surprised to learn that doing household chores qualifies as romantic for most of you [women]. That's exactly why you should never hire a butler if you strike it rich - the minute that Jeeves starts unloading the dishwasher without being asked, your wife is going to start humping his leg.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels.

I discovered what I call the Bill Gates effect. That is, the more successful you are, the uglier you get.

Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?