I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried.
When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed.
The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.
The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.
Writers tend to work early in the morning, or late at night, when brains are naturally able to focus deeply on one thought. In the middle of the day, distractions are unavoidable. I wonder if anything worthwhile has ever been written in the afternoon.