If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.

When did ignorance become a point of view?

My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.

Good advertising can make people buy your product even if it sucks ... A dollar spent on brainwashing is more cost-effective than a dollar spent on product improvement.

Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.