If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.

Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.

We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.

Dilbert: I'm obsessed with inventing a perpetual motion machine. Most scientists think it's impossible, but I have something they don't. Dogbert: A lot of spare time? Dilbert: Exactly.

My investments have been hurt.