If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

Continuing to believe the same thing, even in the face of new evidence to the contrary, is the definition of insanity - except in politics where it's called leadership.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.

The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want.

Computers and rocket ships are examples of invention, not of understanding. ... All that is needed to build machines is the knowledge that when one thing happens, another thing happens as a result. It's an accumulation of simple patterns. A dog can learn patterns. There is no "why&rdqo"; in those examples. We don't understand why electricity travels. We don't know why light travels at a constant speed forever. All we can do is observe and record patterns.