I try to avoid giving advice.

A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels.

Have you ever noticed that things that don’t kill you make you weaker? And great minds don’t think alike. If they did, the patent office would only have about fifty inventions. I started getting suspicious when I cried over spilt milk and the cashier took it off my bill.” - Wally

Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.

The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want.

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.

Every year, it takes more brains to navigate this complicated world. More people are falling below what I call the 'incompetence line' through no fault of their own.