I try to avoid giving advice.

Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

There's a gigantic gray area between good moral behavior and outright felonious activities. I call that the Weasel Zone and it's where most of life happens.

Ratbert (as lab rat, to scientist): Doc, we have to talk. Every day you feed me over a hundred pounds of macaroni and cheese. At first I thought you were just being a good host. But lately I've been thinking it could be something far more sinister.

I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.

Mockery is an important social tool for squelching stupidity. I’ve never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I’ve seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.