Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto
I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet.
The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Stem cells are like toenail clippings with a better career plan.
Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.