I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.
The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.
The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.
The best things in life are silly.
You can change only what people know, not what they do.
The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.