Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.
The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day
The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.
As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line.
Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing.
The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want.