Everyone, including skeptics, will generate delusions that match their views. That is how a normal and healthy brain works. Skeptics are not exempt from self-delusion.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.

If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried.

Everyone says there's a lack of leadership in the world these days. I think we should all be thankful, because the only reason for leadership is to convince people to do things that are either dangerous (like invading another country) or stupid (working extra hard without extra pay).

If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.

Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round. Dilbert: Look. You can Ask Senator John Glenn. He orbited the earth when he was an astronaut. Dogbert: So, your theory depends on the honesty of politicians. Dilbert: Yes... no, wait.