Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime.

A person with a flexible schedule and average resources will be happier than a rich person who has everything except a flexible schedule. Step one in your search for happiness is to continually work toward having control of your schedule.

Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo

Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it's never a good idea to put them in the same room.

If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?

Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabulary are your brain's limits, not the universe's.

You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.