Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime.

Ideas are worthless. Execution is everything.

If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.

The best things in life are silly.

For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays.

A person with a flexible schedule and average resources will be happier than a rich person who has everything except a flexible schedule. Step one in your search for happiness is to continually work toward having control of your schedule.

You probably think Stephen Hawking is in that wheelchair because of a motor neuron disease. But if you got as much barely-legal student poontang as The Hawkster, you'd be in a wheelchair too.