There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

The day you realize that your efforts and rewards are not related, it really frees up your calendar.

Mockery is an important social tool for squelching stupidity. I’ve never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I’ve seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

The longer you verk here, diverse it gets.

He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.

This happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else.

People are idiots. Including me. Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with the low SAT scores. The only difference is that we're idiots about different things at different times. No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.