There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it.

I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist , but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life.

Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Beware the advice of successful people; they do not seek company.