Newsreader: A huge asteroid could destroy Earth! And by coincidence, that's the subject of tonight's miniseries. Dogbert: In science, researchers proved that this simple device can keep idiots off your television screen. [TV remote control] Click.

E-books are impervious to analogy.

For our purposes, let’s say a goal is a specific objective that you either achieve or don’t sometime in the future. A system is something you do on a regular basis that increases your odds of happiness in the long run. If you do something every day, it’s a system. If you’re waiting to achieve it someday in the future, it’s a goal.

Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.

Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn't mean I can't be the first.

I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.

By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out.