If you’re going to create, create a lot. Creativity is not like playing the slot machines, where failure to win means you go home broke. With creativity, if you don’t win, you’re usually no worse off than if you hadn’t played.

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.

It is better for your career to do nothing, than to do something and attract criticism.

I think 'Dilbert' will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. 'Dilbert' is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened.

A person with a flexible schedule and average resources will be happier than a rich person who has everything except a flexible schedule. Step one in your search for happiness is to continually work toward having control of your schedule.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.