I keep hearing the argument that some things are constitutional while other things are not. The idea is that we should be in favor of all the things that were decided over 200 years ago by a bunch of slave-owning cross-dressers who pooped in holes.

In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can't use it. The company is organized to get rid of variants.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.

If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.

Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.

Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.