I keep hearing the argument that some things are constitutional while other things are not. The idea is that we should be in favor of all the things that were decided over 200 years ago by a bunch of slave-owning cross-dressers who pooped in holes.

When did ignorance become a point of view?

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.

I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet.

I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.

In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.