I keep hearing the argument that some things are constitutional while other things are not. The idea is that we should be in favor of all the things that were decided over 200 years ago by a bunch of slave-owning cross-dressers who pooped in holes.

I get mail; therefore I am.

The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want.

By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out.

Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.

There's a fine line between participation and mockery.

This happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else.