I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it.
The human mind is a delusion generator, not a window to trurh.
As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.
Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn.