Great minds don't think alike. If they did, the Patent Office would only have about fifty inventions.

By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out.

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.

You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.

There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.

Dinosaur: I plan to use punctuated equilibrium to turn this zit into a third eye. Catbert: That's not a natural advantage. You'd better stay away from the fitter dinosaurs.

People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.