Great minds don't think alike. If they did, the Patent Office would only have about fifty inventions.

If you’re going to create, create a lot. Creativity is not like playing the slot machines, where failure to win means you go home broke. With creativity, if you don’t win, you’re usually no worse off than if you hadn’t played.

I can't memorize names and shake hands at the same time.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility.

By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out.

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.