You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.

Reporters are faced with the daily choice of painstakingly researching stories or writing whatever people tell them. Both approaches pay the same.

On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary.

Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn.

There’s nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma patient with a keyboard and spasms.

Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.