You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.

Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.

Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Management is nature's way of removing idiots from the productive flow.

Intelligence is a measure of how well you function within your level of awareness.

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It’s called Karoshi. I don’t want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you see a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon.