Dinosaur: I plan to use punctuated equilibrium to turn this zit into a third eye. Catbert: That's not a natural advantage. You'd better stay away from the fitter dinosaurs.

Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn.

The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.

I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.

Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.