Dinosaur: I plan to use punctuated equilibrium to turn this zit into a third eye. Catbert: That's not a natural advantage. You'd better stay away from the fitter dinosaurs.

He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival.

If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?

If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed.

The job isn't done until you've blamed someone for the parts that went wrong.