People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.

It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they are they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a thing or two about satisfying women.

Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabulary are your brain's limits, not the universe's.

Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.

My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.

I try to avoid giving advice.

Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.