People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

There's a fine line between participation and mockery.

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.

The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.

The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction, I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.

For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson.