There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.

No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.

Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.

The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.