There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.

One of the great things about being ignorant is that I often think my ideas are original. It's a wonderful feeling. That's why I try to avoid any knowledge that would spoil the sensation. Sometimes it isn't easy. People keep hurling knowledge at me, and I can't always duck.

Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist , but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life.

As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.

I get mail; therefore I am.

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.