There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.

I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.

The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.

As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line.

I try to avoid giving advice.