I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't.
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.
I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet.
I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
Have you ever noticed that things that don’t kill you make you weaker? And great minds don’t think alike. If they did, the patent office would only have about fifty inventions. I started getting suspicious when I cried over spilt milk and the cashier took it off my bill.” - Wally